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WoW Jokes

by TheLockKing » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:09 pm

A noob walks into a bar and pulls the whole building.
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Re: WoW Jokes

by Patience » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:14 pm

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Re: WoW Jokes

by alucard001 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:19 pm

Im not english, but i will try xD.

What is the most prefered brand of a Drood feral tank?
- Pull and bear.
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Re: WoW Jokes

by alucard001 » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:20 pm

Why can't exist Undead hunters?
-Because they can't feign death
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Re: WoW Jokes

by TheLockKing » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:29 pm

Why can't Gnomes be paladins?

They can't reach the Light
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Aratoko - Boomkin Piece a' Shit

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Re: WoW Jokes

by Weazool » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:29 pm

Why did the paladin go to jail? He layed hands on children
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Re: WoW Jokes

by TheLockKing » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:32 pm

What do you call an Affliction Lock that sucks? A Shadow Priest.

What do you call a Destro Lock that sucks? A Fire Mage.

What do you call a D0emo Lock that sucks?

A Demo Lock. u3u
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Aratoko - Boomkin Piece a' Shit

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Blasius - M. A. G. E.
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Re: WoW Jokes

by Shadow » Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:04 pm

How many rogues dows it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and 99 more in Tradechat complaining about how they could have done it better.

Rogues favorite drink - a cheap shot
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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Re: WoW Jokes

by Gurgel » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:56 am

A Rogue walks into a bar. There's no counter.
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Re: WoW Jokes

by Crono » Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:37 pm

Why aren't humans forsaken?

They don't have the will.
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