Here's a classic I've found on the net:
So an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, Barkeep says Crikey! Where'd you find that?! To which the parrot replies, Durotar, they're all over the place!
WoW Jokes
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Booooooo! No using racial jokes!
Hey baby, what's the drop rate on those pants?
How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
2. One to fight him and one to wait at the Ironforge Inn
What do you call a Resto Druid that tries to do damage?
Combat Log.
How does a druid cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Yo Mamma so fat when a rogue ShadowSteps her he gets a loading screen.
Yo Mamma so fat when she went to Black Temple it became the Sunken Temple
What's the difference between a Dwarven Wedding and a Dwarven Funeral?
One less drunk.
Brought to you by Tarren Mill... Ragnar-Os!
The only cereal with the Molten Core!
BY FIBER BE PURGED!
TASTE THE FLAVORS OF SULFURON!
TWO SCOOPS, EXECUTUS! TWO SCOOPS!
Hey baby, what's the drop rate on those pants?
How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
2. One to fight him and one to wait at the Ironforge Inn
What do you call a Resto Druid that tries to do damage?
Combat Log.
How does a druid cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Yo Mamma so fat when a rogue ShadowSteps her he gets a loading screen.
Yo Mamma so fat when she went to Black Temple it became the Sunken Temple
What's the difference between a Dwarven Wedding and a Dwarven Funeral?
One less drunk.
Brought to you by Tarren Mill... Ragnar-Os!
The only cereal with the Molten Core!
BY FIBER BE PURGED!
TASTE THE FLAVORS OF SULFURON!
TWO SCOOPS, EXECUTUS! TWO SCOOPS!
HORDE
Absyrtus - THE LOCK KING! Orcanite - Warsong Grunt Brahman - The Shaman
Aratoko - Boomkin Piece a' Shit
ALLIANCE
Estrad - Warrior of the World Casamir - That's a Paladin Chryses - Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
Blasius - M. A. G. E.
Absyrtus - THE LOCK KING! Orcanite - Warsong Grunt Brahman - The Shaman
Aratoko - Boomkin Piece a' Shit
ALLIANCE
Estrad - Warrior of the World Casamir - That's a Paladin Chryses - Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
Blasius - M. A. G. E.
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TheLockKing
- Sergeant Major
Re: WoW Jokes
TheLockKing wrote:Hey baby, what's the drop rate on those pants?
How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
2. One to fight him and one to wait at the Ironforge Inn
Yo Mamma so fat when she went to Black Temple it became the Sunken Temple
Haha The best till now!
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Death
- Grunt
Re: WoW Jokes
So, a Night Elf adventurer walks into an Inn. She walks over to the bar and orders a drink.
When the bartender returns with her drink she asks, "Is there any work in this town?"
"There's a couple of Jobs," replied the bartender "There is a Dragon with a bad tooth in the basement... And you see the old man in the corner? He's fallen on hard times... And could really use the company of a good woman."
She finishes her drink and orders another one. A couple of ours later she slams her mug down and staggers over to the basement door and heads down the stairs. After a short pause, there is a loud roar, and lots of crashing and banging.
An hour later the Night Elf returns her clothing tattered and her hair singed. She sits at the bar and says with a slur "Alright, wheresh ish this hobo with the bad tooth?"
When the bartender returns with her drink she asks, "Is there any work in this town?"
"There's a couple of Jobs," replied the bartender "There is a Dragon with a bad tooth in the basement... And you see the old man in the corner? He's fallen on hard times... And could really use the company of a good woman."
She finishes her drink and orders another one. A couple of ours later she slams her mug down and staggers over to the basement door and heads down the stairs. After a short pause, there is a loud roar, and lots of crashing and banging.
An hour later the Night Elf returns her clothing tattered and her hair singed. She sits at the bar and says with a slur "Alright, wheresh ish this hobo with the bad tooth?"
HORDE
Absyrtus - THE LOCK KING! Orcanite - Warsong Grunt Brahman - The Shaman
Aratoko - Boomkin Piece a' Shit
ALLIANCE
Estrad - Warrior of the World Casamir - That's a Paladin Chryses - Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
Blasius - M. A. G. E.
Absyrtus - THE LOCK KING! Orcanite - Warsong Grunt Brahman - The Shaman
Aratoko - Boomkin Piece a' Shit
ALLIANCE
Estrad - Warrior of the World Casamir - That's a Paladin Chryses - Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
Blasius - M. A. G. E.
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TheLockKing
- Sergeant Major
Re: WoW Jokes
Mists of Pandaria
"Drunhall"
60 Protection Warrior
<It burns when I PvP>
Alliance
Nostalrius Begins PvP
60 Protection Warrior
<It burns when I PvP>
Alliance
Nostalrius Begins PvP
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mike1097
- Sergeant Major
Re: WoW Jokes
< Organ Harvest >
Maedsigil
Soetsaken
Smiskarinnan
Fyllepiraten
Nidabmi
Maedsigil
Soetsaken
Smiskarinnan
Fyllepiraten
Nidabmi
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Trolle
- Senior Sergeant
Re: WoW Jokes
Gingkoleaf <Phoenix> female tauren druid lvl 60
Dervishdance <Phoenix> female tauren warrior lvl 29 twink
Dervishdance <Phoenix> female tauren warrior lvl 29 twink
- Gingkoleaf
- Grunt
Re: WoW Jokes
Dirge.
"I, uh, I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic."
"Oh, no, no, no, no. Never touch the stuff."
"Oh, no, no, no, no. Never touch the stuff."
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Z3N
- Tester
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