Nostalrius Begins - Quality wow vanilla realm (1.12)

surely beats the cringefest within the pally forums that's for sure.

bare durid haf many armors
Cat uis for fite
Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
mostly moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare

I am a cat
I am a bear
I heal--Fuck this I'm rerolling to Rogue.

I'm indecisive.
Just what should I make my role?
A generalist.

Imbaslap wrote:surely beats the cringefest within the pally forums that's for sure.

Yep. Haikus are a fun read.

Skullmiser wrote:I'm indecisive.
Just what should I make my role?
A generalist.

easy:
you raid as a healcuck, you need on all armor that maxes balance damage (then you get kicked and start looking for a new raiding guild)
get enough stam till 4k hp
talents https://en.nostalrius.org/talents/druid ... 0000000000
be a pvp god
open from prowl, make a macro that transforms to bear -> enrage -> feral charge -> cancel enrage
go caster then crit him to death, use entangling roots
get engineering for grenades

I have a paw
Come near if you dare
I’ll cut you with my claw
Or I’ll maul you like a bear

A child of the forest
Nomadic by birth
Fellow comrades may fall
But I hold the seeds for rebirth

A king of utility
With boundaries unknown
A shape shifter, I’ll adapt
Wherever I roam

If I’m oom, I innervate
If I’m half-dead, I rejuvenate
Because at this rate
My hots will out heal your dots
And keep me alive before it’s too late

Should dungeon mobs overrun
And we’re bound to wipe
I can taunt and I can stun
And keep aggro with my swipe

I can channel a hurricane
And everyone in range
Will feel the same pain
From the thunder, wind and rain

I can channel tranquility
And keep everyone on their feet
So long as they keep me free
From all the aggro and CC

‘Cause that’s what I am
A dr00d to boost your mood
And if you still give a damn
You’ve not understood what’s good

‘Cause a dr00d that’s feeling good
Will not leave you feeling misunderstood
‘Cause that’s what I am
I am what I would, should and could

Be.